Thursday, August 30, 2018

I couldn't finish it

Lord of Vermilion: The Crimson King – A Storm of Red Mist and Missed Potential
May Contain Spoilers – But I left some mystery in case this is your flavor.

Let me just say this upfront: I tried. I really did. I gave this anime a fair shot — seven full episodes worth of effort — but I finally tapped out. I hate dropping shows, but this one made it too easy.

Lord of Vermilion: The Crimson King started off with promise. The opening scene had me leaning in: a fight between people who clearly didn’t want to hurt each other. There was sadness in their eyes — and I thought, “Okay. There’s emotion here. There’s a story behind the pain.”

I wanted to know why they were fighting. But the more I watched, the more I wished I hadn’t.


A Cool Setup… That Quickly Falls Apart

The story is set in futuristic Tokyo — the year 2030.

Our main character, Chihiro Kamina, seems like a sweet, well-mannered young man. But of course, he’s got anime main character syndrome — meaning he lost all memory of his childhood, and now he’s being raised by his best friend’s dad (who is… there, I guess).

His best friend, Kotetsu Domyoji, ends up being more important anyway.

Suddenly, Tokyo is hit by a strange high-pitched frequency and a red mist that sweeps across the city. People disappear. Others turn into monsters. Everyone passes out for a few days. But Chihiro? He goes full Sleeping Beauty and takes way too long to wake up.

When he finally does, all hell breaks loose.


Blood Powers for Everyone

Chihiro awakens a special ability tied to his blood. Sounds cool, right?
Except everybody else gets the same kind of power.

Kotetsu? Blood power.
Yuri, the mysterious girl? Blood power.
Other randos we barely met? Surprise! Blood powers!

It got frustrating fast. I wanted something to feel special or earned — but instead, we’re handed a buffet of overpowered characters with vague motivations and poorly explained lore.


Tokyo Must Be Saved... or Destroyed (Because, of Course)

The core conflict? One side wants to save Tokyo. The other wants to destroy it and start fresh. Nothing you haven’t seen before — but I could’ve rolled with it if the characters gave me any reason to care.

And then there’s Yuri Shiraki — the main heroine and, of course, on the opposing team.

Apparently, she and Chihiro knew each other before his memory loss. She clearly knows more than she’s letting on. And yet... every time he asks her about it, she gives him cryptic, dramatic one-liners and then disappears.

GIRL. JUST. TELL. HIM. THE. TRUTH.


Chihiro: King of the Broody Bystanders

Let’s talk about Chihiro for a second.

He’s the kind of main character who constantly looks like he’s about to cry but never actually does. He has this wild power inside him but doesn’t know how to use it, so he ends up flailing around while wallowing in self-pity.

And I mean from Episode 1 until I quit.

Every time he was on screen, I felt like I was being punished for caring about the plot. And that’s when I knew — if the main character irritates me this much, it’s time to bow out.


Final Thoughts

Lord of Vermilion: The Crimson King had the bones of a good show. It really did. But those bones got buried under clichΓ© writing, flat characters, and a broody main lead I just couldn’t root for.

If you’re into post-apocalyptic Tokyo, mystical powers, and heavy lore, maybe this’ll hit for you. I hope it does. But for me?

It’s a no.

You can catch it on Crunchyroll if you’re curious — new episodes air on Fridays.
But I’ve officially tapped out. I’m returning my sword and my patience.


Till next time,
QueenxLexii 🩸😀



Thursday, August 16, 2018

Hulk vs Thanos

The Hulk vs. Thanos – Let’s Set the Record Straight
Because someone had to say it.

Listen. I don’t care what Infinity War showed us.
The Hulk can absolutely take Thanos.

And no — I’m not just talking about movie Hulk.
I’m talking about comics Hulk, rage-mode Hulk, "I can crack a planet by stomping" Hulk.

Let’s break it down:


πŸ’₯ Hulk’s Power is Literally Unlimited

  • The madder he gets? The stronger he gets.

  • Dude has ripped through dimensions.

  • Shattered an asteroid twice the size of Earth.

  • And oh yeah — his step has been said to shake continents or destroy planets.

What’s Thanos doing without the gauntlet?
Throwing hands? Cool. But that ain’t enough.


🟣 Thanos Is a Problem, But He Ain’t THAT Guy Without Help

Yes, Thanos is smart.
Yes, he’s strong.
Yes, he’s taken down powerful beings before.

BUT — Thanos usually has:

  • A plan

  • A weapon

  • An army

  • Or the Infinity Gauntlet
    (Which literally gives him god powers, so yeah... unfair)

Bare-knuckle brawl?
πŸ’š HULK SMASHES.


πŸ‘‘ Final Verdict

Put them in a ring with no gauntlet, no prep, no mind games?
The Hulk walks out.
Thanos gets stomped.
Planet might not survive.

Enough said.
Mic dropped.


Till next time,
QueenxLexii πŸ’₯πŸŸ’πŸ†šπŸŸ£
(Later Nerdz~)


Sunday, August 12, 2018

Flavors of youth

Flavors of Youth – A Pretty Letdown with Cold Noodles
May Contain Spoilers – and major side-eyes.

So here’s the thing: this movie was created by the same people who brought us Your Name. Naturally, my expectations were high. Like, sky-high. But what did I get? A lukewarm dish served with a side of flat dialogue and missed potential.

Let’s just say… I wanted flavor. What I got was microwaved nostalgia.


Story One: The Noodle Guy with No Chill

The first segment? My household calls it “the guy who loves his noodles.”
That’s literally the whole story.

As a kid, his grandmother would bring him these magical bowls of noodles. Now that he's older, nothing compares — not even the ones he finds as an adult. It’s a quiet little tale about how memories taste better than reality.

There’s a moment of emotion when his grandmother passes away, but even that felt... bland. It tugged at my heart a little, but not enough to save the segment. I get the message — “we grow up and lose the flavor of youth” — but it was way too light on seasoning.


Story Two: Sisterhood in a Runway World

Now we’re picking up a bit. Two sisters. One’s a fashion designer. The other? A model who clearly didn’t get the memo that brains are also a part of beauty.

The model sister frustrated me at first. She came off a little... shallow. But over time, she comes around. Starts wearing the clothes her sister makes. Starts appreciating her. Sister love wins. Yay.

But even though this segment had more heart, I still couldn’t fully connect. It felt like a sketch of a good story — not the full painting. I wanted to care more... but I just didn’t.


Story Three: Emotionally Constipated and Proud of It

This last one? Whew.

The voice acting in the English dub was so flat, I legit checked if I had accidentally put my TV on “emotionless robot” mode. The main guy is so emotionally closed off, he ends up missing the love of his life because he can’t say how he feels.

And listen, I love slow burns. But this wasn’t a slow burn — it was a frozen matchstick.

No chemistry. No passion. Just a whole lot of staring at the past and saying “if only…”
Sir, you missed your chance because you couldn’t form a single heartfelt sentence. I can’t sympathize with that.


Final Thoughts (and a Comparison I Swore I’d Never Make)

I wanted to love this movie. I really did. But it just... wasn’t it.

Maybe the Japanese dub hits harder — I’ll give that a try later and see if it saves anything. But as of now? This was a letdown. Not the worst thing I’ve seen (looking directly at you, Death Note live-action).

That movie? That was a crime. I’m still asking the Almighty to give me those two hours of life back.

Flavors of Youth, though? It’s just one of those films that sounds deep but forgets to let you feel anything.

Watch it if you’re curious. You might find some sweetness in it that I didn’t. But for me?
It’s a no.


Until next time,
QueenxLexii πŸœπŸ’”